testthing, neutral female slyer alien Dancer ... .@. ..d [Testthing the Swing Student] St13 Dx12 Co7 In7 Wi8 Ch8 DanSlyFemNeu Dlvl:1 $0 HP13(13) Pw6(6) AC9 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello testthing, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral female slyer alien Dancer. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, time for today's weather broadcast! Let's see what's up in the Dungeons of Doom... The current weather is slightly cold. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Sorry, but this version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Your current game ends now. Please start a new game on the up-to-date version, because this old version exists only to allow players to finish old runs and you don't seem to have an old savegame. If you feel that this is in error, get on the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera and complain to Amy. Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 scimitar (weapon in hand) {16} Comestibles b - 5 uncursed melons {0} c - 3 uncursed lemons {0} d - 3 uncursed apples {0} e - 3 uncursed oranges {0} f - 3 uncursed pears {0} Scrolls h - an uncursed scroll of identify {0} i - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} j - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} k - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} l - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} m - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} n - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks g - an uncursed spellbook of mimicry (1:0) {0} Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 8 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: cold resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: double attacks Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 152 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 91 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 28 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 96% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 95% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 37% Ring drop chance was reduced to 50% Wand drop chance was reduced to 96% Potion drop chance was reduced to 96% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 99% Tool drop chance was reduced to 88% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 74% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: long sword The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: chaos spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: polearms The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: martial arts (turn 806) The following skill became untrainable after a while: enchantment spells (turn 29959) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: healing spells (turn 38652) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: occult spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 107 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'glowing bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 55831 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 494613 In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2831 Your limit for ascension was at turn 3737065 The monster class that cannot be genocided was troll The monster species that spawned more often: itinerary broil fillet (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: subsection unwrapped (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: weather forecast (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: thyroidectomize eugenist thwack (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: atomization reembody (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: lapidating gyratory machree (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: barricade tower (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: lacerative pace (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: advanced bulletator I (freq bonus 162) The monster species that spawned more often: taxidermist militantly brethren (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: casual spawn (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: tattered lurker (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: hospitable inseminate capitalizing bestial rototilled (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: shaped wort (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: animated bronze statue (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: stink mold (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: glamorous goby (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: doozer chlorpromazine (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: umbra patch (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: dry nymph (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who generate special combat messages (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that won't react unless you get up close (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as lord (freq bonus 51) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can hide (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who work as barbers (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks blind you (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who work as barbers (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that permanently mimic objects (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: sightsee phoenix photocomposition The monster species that never randomly spawned: whirring furthering The monster species that never randomly spawned: itaque The monster species that never randomly spawned: thistly airfoil unripe The monster species that never randomly spawned: tressiest hemisection The monster species that never randomly spawned: tritium The monster species that never randomly spawned: rathewer The monster species that never randomly spawned: greek fish The monster species that never randomly spawned: old butler The monster species that never randomly spawned: prewash hesitation dx indorsement The monster class that more likely to generate with musable stuff: imp or minor demon The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lochaber axe (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gray dragon scale shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: contamination (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of lost knowledge (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leather saber (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leather jacket (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: size reduction shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: moorland (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: vivianite (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soiltype stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy silk ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wings of angel (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancel dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver spell stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Kristin's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sith staff (Tools, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: exertion loss (Rings, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rogues gloves (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brass knuckles (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bronze chain (Chains, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ludgera hiking boots (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti-teleportation (Spellbooks, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: battery stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ire (Implants, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Hacker's Food (Comestibles, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disengraving (Rings, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wallfarting (Rings, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: drain resistance (Rings, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of mystery resistance (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 79) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of friendship (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: instant amnesia (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: leather armor (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: water bolt (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of wannabe (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: horror trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: grayout trap (freq bonus 12) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 474 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 85 Traps were extra hard to find 2% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1140 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You were resistant to fear You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having cold resistance (0) You were prevented from having double attacks (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy You had echolocation Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of the Archomentals, Cryonax and the Elder Elemental Your deity was Cryonax The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025. You played for 0:00:28 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (357) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - mimicry 2 + 10 occult 9% 100% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status chained blitz 1X Prepared(0) elemental fist 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) hardcore alienization 1 R Prepared(0) s-pressing 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons scimitar (curved sword) Scrolls scroll of identify (PLUS 100 MAGIC MARKER) scroll of healing (DYNA SOKO SUCK) scroll of mana (BAYARD WENZEL) scroll of phase door (EVERCOMPLAINING SJW WHO WHINES ALL THE TIME) scroll of standard id (ULULULULOHH) scroll of cure (BITHOURARA ASOUEMARA) scroll of heal other (ROSAHAEN GOTTEMBERG ET AL) * scroll of extra healing (BALDERDASH EM EXTENDED THE PARTY GAME) * scroll of greater mana restoration (THAI MASSAGE IS BETTER THAN SEX) Spellbooks spellbook of mimicry (uncastable) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 little dogs (1 created) 0 tiny cats (1 created) 0 little lambs (1 created) 3 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new slyer alien 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) squeaking [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 1: stiletto heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 2: cone heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye testthing the Dancer... You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 1 move. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 13 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.