testthing, lawful male gerteut Ladiesman -------- ----- |............- +<.@.$).....)| |@............ -------------- [Testthing the Wiseguy] St9 Dx7 Co5 In15 Wi5 Ch19 LadTeuMalLaw Dlvl:1 $300 HP14(14) Pw9(9) AC19 Exp1 T3 Latest messages Hello testthing, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male gerteut Ladiesman. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waxing tonight. There is a wall in the way! # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - 2 uncursed +0 knives (wielded) {4} Armor f - a cursed +0 ruffled shirt with text "I don't like your ringtone" (being worn) {5} g - an uncursed -8 fedora (being worn) {2} Scrolls j - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} k - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} l - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} m - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} n - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} o - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Rings d - an uncursed -2 ring of adornment {0} e - an uncursed +1 ring of adornment {0} Tools h - an uncursed sack {5} i - a * uncursed pair of lenses {0} Gems b - 9 uncursed +2 diamonds {0} c - 8 uncursed +0 diamonds {0} The sack is empty. Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: free action You could not have this property intrinsically: drain resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: resistance piercing Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 153 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 42 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 142 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 91% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 90% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 11% Potion drop chance was reduced to 93% Armor drop chance was reduced to 91% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 82% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: dagger The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: protection spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: pick-axe The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: healing spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: mace (turn 19) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: polymorphing (turn 51652) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: lance Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 89 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'spikey' and your beard type is 'ronin' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5002 turns ago Your areola diameter was 26 Monster spawn increase started at turn 65702 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 398344 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2431 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2200310 The monster class that cannot be genocided was cockatrice The monster species that spawned more often: gwen actor (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: icy star (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: fancy patch (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: weoweo ray (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: Bettina's combat boot (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: deflagrated leeway (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: infinite baseline (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: inactive mushroom patch (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: snakier graphically ludicrously (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: nato hulk (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: twisted sylph (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: giant god-praying woman (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: tangent vampire (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: trapper cart (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: undead jockey (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: vacuum jelly (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: dead mummy (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: gold dragon worm (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: lush mummy (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: The Witch-King of Angmar (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make sheep sounds (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that always generate with egotypes (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks dim you (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: chamoised captive jugging The monster species that never randomly spawned: magic laser The monster species that never randomly spawned: lego pirahna The monster species that never randomly spawned: lush lieder The monster species that never randomly spawned: heartworm meander The monster species that never randomly spawned: world 3 sea bass The monster species that never randomly spawned: panther woman The monster species that never randomly spawned: waxworm The monster species that never randomly spawned: Undead Kleever The monster species that never randomly spawned: thunderstorm giant The monster class that always generated with extra speed: dragon The monster class that more likely to generate with musable stuff: apelike creature The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of enemy saving (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: caster staff (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: double force-blade (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blade of mercy (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: right mouse button stone (Gems, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sterilize (Spellbooks, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bidenhander (Weapons, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: traffic light (Weapons, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of grounding (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: egoism (Scrolls, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic candle (Tools, freq bonus 78) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: symheal (Spellbooks, freq bonus 112) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy laser ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fixing (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disconnected boots (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancel dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of seeing (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of time (Amulets, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: really heavy iron ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spear (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pile bunker (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Yasaman leather boots (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternium blade (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cigar (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 71) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: summon elm (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: meteor arrow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: troll leather armor (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: platinum fire hook (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy blaster bolt (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: power crossbow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: crystallization (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: unequipping trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: egomonster trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 826 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 99 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 998 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1498 points of nutrition remaining You were lucky (3) You had extra luck Good luck did not time out for you Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Hugh Hefner, G-boy and Arsene Lupin Your deity was Hugh Hefner The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:11 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (84) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (SCHLAE FEL BUE SCHEL FLUE GEL) scroll of mana (TORRENTED TOO MANY MOVIES) scroll of phase door (EAT FRUIT FASTLY) scroll of standard id (PROTECTION FAULT AT ADDRESS 000D 001D) scroll of cure (FALLOUT 4 IS DUMBED DOWN) scroll of heal other (MAREIRON DIPSACUS FEROX) * scroll of extra healing (THE APOSTROPHE M USES A TOUCH OF DEATH) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ASI SISAL DE WA PICANINNY) Rings ring of adornment (alarm) Tools sack (bag) Gems diamond (white) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 float lichens (1 created) 0 oozing puddings (1 created) 0 inactive butts (1 created) 0 easy vamps (1 created) 0 dark girls (1 created) 5 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new gerteut 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) sling [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye testthing the Ladiesman... You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points, and 300 pieces of gold, after 3 moves. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 14 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.