ewfwwwwwwwwwwww, neutral female nordish Elph ------- |.$.... ....d.| |..@.(| ------- [Ewfwwwwww the Elleth] St17 Dx10 Co12 In7 Wi5 Ch6 ElpNorFemNeu Dlvl:1 $0 HP22(22) Pw11(11) AC6 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello ewfwwwwwwwwwwww, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral female nordish Elph. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Sorry, but this version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Your current game ends now. Please start a new game on the up-to-date version, because this old version exists only to allow players to finish old runs and you don't seem to have an old savegame. If you feel that this is in error, get on the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera and complain to Amy. Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +1 dagger (weapon in hand) {4} b - an uncursed +1 elven bow (alternate weapon; not wielded) {12} c - 51 uncursed +2 elven arrows (in quiver) {1} d - 33 uncursed +0 elven arrows {1} Armor e - an uncursed +2 cloak of displacement (being worn) {4} Comestibles f - 4 uncursed cram rations {0} Scrolls g - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} h - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} i - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} j - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} k - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} l - an uncursed greased scroll of heal other {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: burnopathy You could not have this property extrinsically: hallu party You could not have this property intrinsically: quad attacks You could not have the double effect of this property: diminished bleeding Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 12 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 42 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 9 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 121 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 71% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 94% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 89% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 83% Implant drop chance was reduced to 89% Potion drop chance was reduced to 99% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 77% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 96% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 91% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: quarterstaff The following skill could not be trained at all: occult spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: mace The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: spirituality The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: flail The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: matter spells (turn 18696) The following skill became untrainable after a while: attack spells (turn 42707) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: trident (turn 16475) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 97 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'fallen angel' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 92148 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 671880 In this game, Eevee's evolution was venomeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3307 Your limit for ascension was at turn 389934 The monster class that cannot be genocided was jelly The monster species that spawned more often: metal bride (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: golden wort (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: stray counterattacked postdate preset (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: draughty tinner (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: sorrowful gouda (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: vip rumber (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: atypical deepstate member (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: fumblebee (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hilted polearm (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: root golem (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: climatical commie (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hurted sandra (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: baby mantidragon (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: wahine farm (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: death maggot (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: lo lich (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: shrieking spirit (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: magicdrain piercer (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: checkered force patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: razor gill (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters which petrify others on touch (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with extra painful attacks (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your skill training (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that produce squeaky farting noises (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have lash attacks (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that boast (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks push you back (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks polymorph you (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: psychic fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: invisible stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: kefir insusceptibility The monster species that never randomly spawned: compressible vaulter The monster species that never randomly spawned: emphasizing muddying persecute The monster species that never randomly spawned: song book mimic The monster species that never randomly spawned: diluter toping undergraduate The monster species that never randomly spawned: quintillion ornamenting The monster species that never randomly spawned: illegitimation astrobiological The monster species that never randomly spawned: changing ray The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: finger (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gushlush stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fedora (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of flight (Armor, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Claudia wooden sandals (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acidshield (Spellbooks, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of desire (Implants, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: conflict (Spellbooks, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trembling (Wands, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stinking cloud (Scrolls, freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: superscrolling (Rings, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of orange glass (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: punishment (Wands, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: oilskin cloak (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: psybeam (Spellbooks, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: resist paralysis (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of outright evilness (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: statue (Boulders/Statues, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trap disarming (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white spell cloak (Armor, freq bonus 47) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grinder (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 51) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of restful sleep (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of telepathy (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: jared stone (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spray box (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: trashing trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: claudia trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 544 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86 Traps were extra hard to find 2% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 612 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You were sleep resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having burnopathy (0) You saw invisible You had automatic searching You had infravision You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were displaced You had the ability to disarm traps Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 60 spells Your pantheon consisted of Solonor Thelandira, Aerdrie Faenya and Erevan Ilesere Your deity was Aerdrie Faenya The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025. You played for 0:00:24 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (235) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status missile flurry 1X Prepared(0) berserk 1 R Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons * elven bow (runed bow) * elven arrow (runed arrow) * elven short sword (runed short sword) * elven spear (runed spear) * elven dagger (runed dagger) * elven broadsword (runed broadsword) Armor cloak of displacement (residential cloak) * elven leather helm (leather hat) * elven shield (blue and green shield) * elven boots (bayonet heels) * elven cloak (faded pall) Scrolls scroll of healing (IT IS LITERALLY SATANIC TO MAKE DISINTEGRATION RESISTANCE NOT PROTECT YOUR ITEMS) scroll of mana (BERUEHRSKI NIXI SONST IS FEHLVERSUCHSKI) scroll of phase door (ZLORFIK) scroll of standard id (SLEXY POLEARM DANCERS 2020) scroll of cure (NHQDB ENTRY 2376) scroll of heal other (I SHIT ON YOUR STUPID ACCUSATION OF SEXISM) * scroll of extra healing (AND I KEEP ON FLOZING) * scroll of greater mana restoration (IGAFUN IRUM ICUNT) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 little dogs (1 created) 1 creature born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new nord 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye ewfwwwwwwwwwwww the Elph... You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 1 move. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 22 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.