earnest16, lawful male homicidal Astronaut I I | | ..| |.... ------------ .....| |...|....................| |.............@Z.....1...| -------------------------- [Earnest16 the Rocket Tester] St9 Dx11 Co15 In5 Wi11 Ch6 AstHomMalLaw Spa:22 $0 HP20(20) Pw13(13) AC9 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello earnest16, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male homicidal Astronaut. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.9 (38f00bd5) - last build Mon Nov 3 01:40:08 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. If you're using other dimensions, change them now, save them in your terminal emulator's settings and then start a new session; changing the dimensions after you've already opened the terminal doesn't work right. Amy takes no responsibility for character deaths caused by a disappearing HP display due to players using wrong terminal settings. IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. You find yourself in a derelict spaceship. In order to get out, you have to make it at least to the bottom of the Sewer Plant. But watch out: once you leave, the monster difficulty inside the Space Base and its sub-branches will increase to reflect its actual depth. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. An aura of evil darkness surrounds your cloak as you put it on! The moon is waxing tonight. What do you want to drink? [fg or ?*] Never mind. Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 18 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 31 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 14 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 22 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 99% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 78% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 95% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 58% Ring drop chance was reduced to 68% Wand drop chance was reduced to 92% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 91% Potion drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 80% Shop item generation was reduced to 90% Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: protection spells The following skill could not be trained at all: short sword The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: matter spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: divination spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: attack spells The following skill became untrainable after a while: sexy flats (turn 57960) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: high heels (turn 30203) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: lance Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'bald' and your beard type is 'cheek snouter' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 17 Monster spawn increase started at turn 60322 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 201167 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 5583 Your limit for ascension was at turn 7485786 The monster class that cannot be genocided was cat or other feline The monster species that spawned more often: baby mantidragon (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: shitty patch (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: despoiled vinculum (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: bracelet obliteration outgrowth (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: homer curving spectrochemical (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: box warrior (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: maud stalk (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: paramour disfiguringly sugar unneighborly (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Radio Kaptain (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: timbale trespasser handkerchief (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: elona cat (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: matze sephirah (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: lilac stalk (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: murderous bird (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: funny misser (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: jurassic triceratops (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: reconciled cleaner (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: scroll trove (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: flying hydra (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: acid beast (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that use nemesis dialogue (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that permanently mimic objects (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can be genocided (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are affected by your areola diameter (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: frosting The monster species that never randomly spawned: bondman frowzily edgewise The monster species that never randomly spawned: unpolished deliquescence The monster species that never randomly spawned: totalism associating The monster species that never randomly spawned: small bulletator p The monster species that never randomly spawned: variant celebrity The monster species that never randomly spawned: sqaaker The monster species that never randomly spawned: mountain force nymph The monster species that never randomly spawned: woman who can't spell her own name The monster species that never randomly spawned: thematic earth elemental The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: unwieldy pick (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: harrada (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: table furniture (Scrolls, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Nelly lady pumps (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create familiar (Spellbooks, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: long sword (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anger helm (Armor, freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nownsible stone (Gems, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gothic plate mail (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of protection (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rapier (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimatter five-seven bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nurse uniform (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka mithril-coat (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ina hugging boots (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: needle (Weapons, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka mithril-coat (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gloves of energy draining (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: block-heeled combat boot (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soiltype stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jagged star (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trap disarming (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alloy hostage chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: swap position (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spell loss stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blinding ray (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: novice hammer (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inventory loss stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: weapon specialization (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: undressing (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: great hammer (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: clouds (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: stat decrease trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: discharge trap (freq bonus 3) The spell school whose books are more common was healing spells (freq bonus 7) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 967 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 83 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 355 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had the following problem: The game will spawn fake invisible monster markers. (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You could swim You could sense others' pain You had contamination resistance You had reflection Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Neil Armstrong, Sally Ride and Yuri Gagarin Your deity was Neil Armstrong The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.9 (38f00bd5) - last build Mon Nov 3 01:40:08 2025. You played for 0:01:01 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (334) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) martial style 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor jumpsuit (silver clothes) helm of decontamination (spiritual helmet) flying boots (shale boots) evencore cloak (straitjacket cloak) Scrolls scroll of antimatter (ELF USED TO TELL SECRET TO EN LOSE SIGHT OF WHY COMPETE) scroll of return (STRAIGHT LINES IT SIGNED ME) scroll of healing (MUUTATATOTOTS MOMMYXOMUHU THEGIAGGOSTUONO) scroll of mana (DONT WANNA BE A VIRGIN BUT AM FORCED TO) scroll of phase door (INNOCENCE PETRIFIED SKIN) scroll of standard id (INTERNATIONAL SHOE SIZE CONVERSION TABLE) scroll of cure (MOSSOFMAREILON STOMAFILLIA SPENSEWEED) scroll of heal other (SUDDENLY THE DUNGEON COLLAPSES) * scroll of extra healing (FRAUSCH) * scroll of greater mana restoration (FOLDING WING ATLITUDE VERY DAMAGE USED) Potions potion of healing (gloss) potion of water (clear) Tools magic candle (candle) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * ice block (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 22 Level 22: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new homicider 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You honorably defeated high heels in battle 0 times You were kicked in the nuts during high heel battles 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) short sword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) broadsword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) long sword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) saber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) hammer [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye earnest16 the Astronaut... 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