Branyolo, chaotic male devilish Noob Mode Barb ----------- ##|......#..| #,....(.....| ------- #,|.........|####|=$...| ----------- #,|.....!...-,,,#|.....| ##|...|.....| #,-.---------##,,|.....|### #/-(...../..| #``,,,,,,,,,,,,##|..#...,,,#----- #,|.........| #,##########,##----|--#,,,...)|## ##,|....%....| #,,# #,,# $,,#|....,## #,,|.....$...| -----|----.-- +...|,,### #,#-------|--- |..........%| |...|,,,,# #,# #,,,# |....@.....1| -----,--.-- ---------,# #%### |!..........| |...| |.......|,# ---.------ ------------- |...|######--.......|,# |...${...| +.`..,,,,,,.........|,# |........| |..<|######|........|,# |........| ----- --...(....,# ---------- |.).....|## --------- [Branyolo the Skill Agnostic] St15 Dx12 Co16 In7 Wi5 Ch7 NooDevMalCha Dlvl:1 $1 HP119(119) Pw19(19) AC9 Exp4 T280 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Hello Branyolo, the devilish Noob Mode Barb, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! The moon is waning tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: regeneration Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 42 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 9 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 113 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 82% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 94% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 15% Ring drop chance was reduced to 95% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 92% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Shop item generation was reduced to 84% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 82% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 97% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: type 1: stiletto heels The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: orb The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: club The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: riding The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: firearms (turn 34) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: polearms (turn 612) The following skill became untrainable after a while: morning star (turn 33563) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: shield (turn 46014) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: orb Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 87 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'terrorsaurus' and your beard type is 'mandshu' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5279 turns ago Your areola diameter was 10 Monster spawn increase started at turn 60414 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 412547 In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4261 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1307634 The monster class that cannot be genocided was light The monster class that was spawned more often: rub monster (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: watertight flauntingly (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: mystic racoon dog (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: bitsy gnawingly (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: rod penetrator (freq bonus 22) The monster species that spawned more often: yerles machine infantry (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: sharkfish (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: stygian watcher (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: naddel (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: squaller typographic (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: dog that wants to die (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: frost slinger (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: trout (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: cdda zombie (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: sawing flew (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: serif rudely (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: appall altercation (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: eleanor bared chapman (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: deranged shaman (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: coolivert (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: brimstone essence (freq bonus 18) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as dwarf (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that move like grid bugs (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks badly poison you (freq bonus 5) The monster species that never randomly spawned: hobbit leadmaster The monster species that never randomly spawned: braggart The monster species that never randomly spawned: decisively basher The monster species that never randomly spawned: destructor vortex The monster species that never randomly spawned: short femmy The monster species that never randomly spawned: orange ogre The monster species that never randomly spawned: fostered mollycoddled The monster species that never randomly spawned: Nora's red socks The monster species that never randomly spawned: feater involvement meadowlark scrutinizer misplaying The monster species that never randomly spawned: emergency mushroom The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: underwater trident (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: reinforced shirt (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pan pipe (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Magdalena combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: detect monsters (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: teleport away (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sanity timeout (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of memory (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of weakness (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: honored speed (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ugh memory to create inventory window (Comestibles, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cursed part stone (Gems, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: proof armor (Scrolls, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: limitation boots (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Elif sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 47) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secure curse removal (Scrolls, freq bonus 39) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: insanity (Wands, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jumping boots (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: batarang (Weapons, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feather armor (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tornister cloak (Armor, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternium mattock (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of automatic shutdown (Amulets, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of hostility (Amulets, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fast forward stone (Gems, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crossbow bolt (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grave (Scrolls, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Verena's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ronja combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: knock (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: iron prison (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pan pipe of the sewers (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: moth larvae trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: rain cloud trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 735 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 94 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3888 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 2 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 3 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from a magic vacuum You were being fucked over You had infravision You had 1197 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:11:54 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (175) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 4X Prepared(0) appraisal 4 R Prepared(0) panic digging 4 R Prepared(0) phase door 4 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 4 R Prepared(0) buc test 4 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (RACE RECORD BREAK) scroll of mana (BLOCK HEELED COMBAT BOOTS ARE SO SWEEEEEEEEEEEET) scroll of phase door (THERAPEUTIC PUSHES WITH THE BLOCK HEEL) scroll of standard id (VEL ODE TO NETHACK) scroll of cure (WHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND) scroll of heal other (GARVEN DEH) * scroll of extra healing (READ ME) * scroll of greater mana restoration (SENIL LELLARAP) scroll of charging (SWOONEL THE GIRL AFTERWARDS) scroll of destroy armor (FNORD) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 10 times You killed 10 monsters You read items or engraved 3 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 1 potion You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 3 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 1 pet You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 2 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 3 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new devil 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Basic] (max Expert) (30 of 160) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb...