Branson, chaotic female dwarven Bard ----------- -----------##|.........| |<.........,,|.f.%.....| |.....%...|#,...%....?| ----------- ,|.........| |........$| -------#- - [Branson the Rhymer] St10 Dx9 Co9 In6 Wi8 Ch14 BrdDwaFemCha+U Dlvl:1 *0 HP13(15) Pw6(6) AC8 Exp1 T20 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Hello Branson, the rougelike dwarven Bard, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! Be careful! New moon tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 7 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: quad attacks You could not have this property extrinsically: sickopathy You could not have this property intrinsically: poison resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: wallwalking Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 45 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 132 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 14 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 98% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 97% Potion drop chance was reduced to 91% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 96% Food drop chance was reduced to 98% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 81% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: devices The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: techniques (turn 50518) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: divination spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'hard night' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5019 turns ago Your areola diameter was 8 Monster spawn increase started at turn 66280 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 504392 In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 9850 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1572772 The monster class that cannot be genocided was wraith The monster species that spawned more often: pisaca (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: metrified podia (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: bumbler kobold (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: mover eyeball (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: wobbly goblin (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: opal mushroom (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: cursed ghost (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: big spider (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: flying Woodland-elf (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: bacchic aesthetic (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: stouthearted underspending (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: feared inorganic embezzlement synthesizer (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: feminymph (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: rot walker (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: volt force fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: mapping wholesaler carefree (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: advanced biter (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: related packed (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: undisputable bowshot (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: mortai (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have a proper name (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that use nemesis dialogue (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make your equipment wet (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks remove Elbereth engravings underneath you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are mute (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can put you to sleep (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks act like cursed unicorn horns (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can be genocided (freq bonus 12) The monster species that never randomly spawned: newt longship The monster species that never randomly spawned: spear monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: mach naga The monster species that never randomly spawned: plains lemming The monster species that never randomly spawned: slouch The monster species that never randomly spawned: auditor unforgotten sceptre prowar disuniting interrogation The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty would-be sky young woman The monster species that never randomly spawned: puler build The monster species that never randomly spawned: adventurer mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: prayerful thing The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cypher helm (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wonder (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create altar (Scrolls, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brass dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bo staff (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: draining (Wands, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dimness (Potions, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancellation (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secret key (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish long sword (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unknown knife (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of celerity (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stat reduction (Wands, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of sustained mind (Amulets, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: godmode (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: razor whip (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleecy corset (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fur (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain strength (Rings, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stasis (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: khopesh (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: holy shield (Spellbooks, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fireball (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: granite scourge (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tanzanite (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ruffled shirt (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elysium scourge (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mass healing (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fauchard (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: sanity treble trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: teleporting items trap (freq bonus 1) The spell school whose books are more common was body spells (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 443 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 99 Traps were extra hard to find 19% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 793 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 2 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 1 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having quad attacks (0) You had automatic searching You had infravision You had 1477 points of nutrition remaining You had echolocation Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Garl Glittergold, Flandal Steelskin and Urdlen Your deity was Urdlen The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:30 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (199) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status primal roar 1X Prepared(0) rage eruption 1 R Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons * dwarvish spear (stout spear) * dwarvish short sword (broad short sword) * dwarvish mattock (broad pick) Armor * dummy helmet O (celtic helmet) * gauntlets of physical sustenance (padded gloves) * adom cloak stone (cyanism cloak) * bloodsucking shoes (living boots) * dwarvish iron helm (hard hat) * dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak) * dwarvish roundshield (large round shield) Scrolls * scroll of extra healing (MY DEAR MR SINGING COMMUNITY) scroll of healing (THE MINES END TROPHY IN K MEASURER DOES NOT WORK) scroll of mana (I CANNOT CARRY ANYTHING THANKS DUDE) scroll of phase door (OSESRO ATAPH THABRAOU EO THATHTHABRA BORARA) scroll of standard id (FRUEWVDSKAH) scroll of cure (MASS ABORTION CAMP) scroll of heal other (LIANSAI ZHONG DU DE GUANJUN XIANZAI LAI ZHUNBEI BODOU) * scroll of greater mana restoration (FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKER VARIANT K MEASURER) Spellbooks * spellbook of sleep (crystalline) * spellbook of confuse monster (half-melted) * spellbook of slow monster (moaning) * spellbook of cause fear (threatening) * spellbook of charm monster (regenerating) * spellbook of combat command (transparent) * spellbook of force bolt (dark gray) Potions potion of booze (crimson) * potion of training (yoghurt) * potion of invulnerability (squishy) Rings * ring of nastiness resistance (drawn) * ring of magic resistance (uranium) Wands * wand of deslexification (darkened) * wand of teleport self (dimmed) Tools * wooden harp (harp) * tin whistle (whistle) * grass whistle (whistle) * magic whistle (whistle) * dark magic whistle (whistle) * wooden flute (flute) * magic flute (flute) * pan pipe (set of pipes) * pan pipe of summoning (set of pipes) * pan pipe of the sewers (set of pipes) * tooled horn (horn) * fog horn (horn) * frost horn (horn) * fire horn (horn) * tempest horn (horn) * ether horn (horn) * shadow horn (horn) * chrome horn (horn) * death horn (horn) * horn of plenty (horn) * magic harp (harp) * leather drum (drum) * drum of earthquake (drum) Gems * redinc stone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 2 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new dwarf 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branson the Bard... 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