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You are stuck in the lava. You sink deeper into the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You sink deeper into the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You sink deeper into the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You sink deeper into the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You sink below the surface and die. Final attributes You were piously aligned Your alignment was 20 Your max alignment was 30 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: full nutrients You could not have the double effect of this property: manaleech Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 107 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 25 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 35 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 88% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 92% chance Wand drop chance was reduced to 98% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 57% Implant drop chance was reduced to 96% Potion drop chance was reduced to 92% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 88% Shop item generation was reduced to 98% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 81% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 97% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: lightsaber The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: protection spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: attack spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: techniques (turn 53) The following skill became untrainable after a while: techniques (turn 68376) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: quarterstaff (turn 26921) Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 5% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 127 Number of artifacts generated was 8 Number of fake artifacts generated was 15 Your hairstyle was 'tunnel snake' and your beard type is 'ronin' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 9489 turns ago Your areola diameter was 28 Monster spawn increase started at turn 33415 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 616665 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 42127 Your limit for ascension was at turn 5271600 The monster class that cannot be genocided was umber hulk The monster species that spawned more often: vorpal jabberwock (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: nethackwiki dictator (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: shinily ergot (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Eva's mocassin (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: docker windsock herbicidal neocolonialism (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: game over monster (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: rewording riper (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: advanced bulletator W (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: sour prostitute (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: veiny bruited (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: wordplay assiduity (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hell shark (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: formative racial (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: effeminate permamimic (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: white centipede (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: novice quickling (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: overtiring harlequin (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: skeletal horror (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: caveperson (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: potato vamp (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who allow you to play casino games (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause gravity to warp around you (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: kergeant The monster species that never randomly spawned: lesser ancogel The monster species that never randomly spawned: hound of errdalos The monster species that never randomly spawned: bobby The monster species that never randomly spawned: drone colony The monster species that never randomly spawned: bivouacking unverifiably The monster species that never randomly spawned: untruly engrossed use The monster species that never randomly spawned: psyblast fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: real multi-hued hound The monster species that never randomly spawned: lullabied inflectional undiscouraged boastful The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: imperial elven armor (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy mace (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: honored speed (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of dispatch (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wonder (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of craftsmanship (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orange spell stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bar chain mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Elise's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: extremely heavy iron ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 48) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sabrina's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bigscript stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy paper ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jet (Gems, freq bonus 41) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ash (Scrolls, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disarming (Rings, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic device stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Katia combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plate mail (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: more helmet (Armor, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dummy wings (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bombing (Spellbooks, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chatbox cloak (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison (Potions, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: uninformation stone (Gems, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Luisa hugging boots (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: decoy making (Potions, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gnomish helm (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 83) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 62) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of guarding (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Ronja combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inferno (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of bad alignment (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: trishula (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bell claws (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: detect monsters (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: failed attempt boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ceramic knife (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: boss trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: highlevel trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 879 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 5021 Strength training was 50 Dexterity training was 50 Wisdom training was 28 Constitution training was 43 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were trembling, reducing your to-hit and spellcasting chances. Amount: 4 Your dexterity was temporarily reduced by 1 You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You were petrification resistant You had 1 points of weapon enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from a magic vacuum You were being fucked over You had infravision You had 495 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy You had teleport control You were fast You had free action Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was I Have To Reload The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 2:38:08 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (0) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 10X Prepared(0) appraisal 10 R Prepared(0) panic digging 10 R Prepared(0) phase door 10 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 10 R Prepared(0) buc test 10 R Prepared(0) double thrownage 3X Prepared(0) concentrating 1X Prepared(0) iron skin 1X Prepared(0) disarm 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet versus poison (antidotium) Weapons battle-axe (double-headed axe) elven broadsword (runed broadsword) Armor elven boots (platform sneakers) Scrolls scroll of healing (MUDDIED SLEUTH) scroll of mana (AND LIKE ALWAYS DEAD) scroll of phase door (THRESH EM EXTENDED FARMING) scroll of standard id (TEMOV) scroll of cure (SAATANAN AMY OLIKO NYT AIVAN HELVETIN PAKKO) scroll of heal other (YOU CANNOT SEE ME WITH SEE INVIS) * scroll of extra healing (IT FREEZES STONE AND BONE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ERU DID NOT TREAT MELKOR VERY KINDLY) scroll of make pentagram (HIGH RATE LOWER VOLTAGE IS LOW) scroll of acquirement (MUMAK MUST DIE) scroll of regular material (MOVE RAISED BY FEARED) scroll of enchant weapon (RAKIMONTRARAR) scroll of identify (THE LOELOELOE WILL SOON LUELUELUE) scroll of trap creation (LOG POINTS ARE DUMB) scroll of create monster (APOFFEA BUTT) scroll of lockout (DISLEXIAPATER 2017) scroll of fire (FREE2PLAYNODE) scroll called helping hand (LE AMY OSISIYATHA UGCINA UKUPHUMEZA IINGCAMANGO ISIZIBA UBUBI) scroll of genocide (IKISIPHTHEARARACHARAEPHTHISIKE) scroll of teleportation (DESUM TETRAL) Potions potion of sleeping (bright green tea) potion of gain ability (blue flag) potion called mold juice (moonshine) potion of levitation (topaz) potion called mediocre (jackpot) potion called fire (noble) potion called acid (clear) potion of gain level (lucky) potion of object detection (deadweight) Wands wand of create familiar (fucked) wand of digging (old-testamentarian) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 13 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: Level 4: Level 5: [mall] Level 6: Level 7: [oracle] Level 8: Level 9: Level 10: Level 11: [unhck] Level 12: [unhck] Level 13: [cowla] Sokoban: levels 4 to 7 Level 7: [soko4] Pacman Challenge: level 9 Level 9: [pmaze] Grund's Stronghold: level 14 Level 14: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You were a vegetarian You eaten 14 times You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times You have communicated with the gods 1 time You prayed to the gods 1 time You hit with a wielded weapon 278 times You killed 147 monsters You read items or engraved 17 times You genocided 1 type of monster You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 7 potions You zapped wands 2 times You read scrolls 16 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 1 time You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -7 You had a maximum alignment of 29 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 1 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 6 times You heard farting noises 1 time You heard crapping noises 1 time You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 18 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 1 time You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 1 time You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 10 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 6 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 16 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 1 time You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 2 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 59 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 1 time You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 5 potions You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll You allowed monsters to zap 6 wands You saw demons being gated in 1 time You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 1 time You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 1 time You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 1 time You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new devil 0 times You allowed 4 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 1 item You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 2 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 4 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 154 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (24 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (27 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (34 of 160) two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Expert) (71 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Skilled] (max Expert) (221 of 540) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (26 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (38 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (25 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (6 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branson the Noob Mode Barb...