Branson, chaotic male devilish Noob Mode Barb ---------------------------------- |.1.1...1.1@....111..1$...1...111| |..1<.1.11f..|.11...1...1..11..11| -----------.---------------------- [Branson the Complete Scrub] St16 Dx13 Co8 In7 Wi6 Ch5 NooDevMalCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP85(85) Pw3(3) AC6 Exp1 T12 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Hello Branson, the devilish Noob Mode Barb, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! The moon is waning tonight. Invalid command, possibly you tried to use the number pad to move? You might want to turn on the number pad, which is done by opening the options with shift-O and navigating to the number_pad entry (it's not between null and perm_invent, you have to scroll further down to the compound options). Toggle that with the appropriate letter key and hit spacebar (not escape!) until the number_pad dialog comes up, and set it to 2. Alternatively, you can also turn on the number pad by adding this line to your options file: OPTIONS=number_pad:2 (probably requires you to start a new game). (Press y to disable this message) [yn] (n) Turn the number pad on? [yn] (n) # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: slow digestion Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 190 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 22 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 10% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 94% Ring drop chance was reduced to 93% Wand drop chance was reduced to 93% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 84% Potion drop chance was reduced to 99% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 99% Monster death drops spawned with only 88% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: enchantment spells The following skill could not be trained at all: general combat The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: devices The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: squeaking The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: protection spells (turn 44425) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'punk' and your beard type is 'gettysburg' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5011 turns ago Your areola diameter was 27 Monster spawn increase started at turn 146213 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 1197149 In this game, Eevee's evolution was insecteon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2761 Your limit for ascension was at turn 13534452 The monster class that cannot be genocided was Zouthern animal The monster class that was spawned more often: nemese (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: severe acute respiratory syndrome macropod (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: wummstick (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: babuild (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: umbrage metallurgist (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: hyrax opportunely pipetting theocrat exert vegetarian (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: orc kitter (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: shrouded mind (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: reaffirmation clotheshorse (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: sky dragom (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: supererogatory lapboard (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bronze glass golem (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: tambouring fifthly (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: evil orb (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: battery hen (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: unreal fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: stunted scamp (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: curtsey endamaged (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: emergency patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: sawing flew (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: dependence quito (freq bonus 24) The monster trait that was more common: monsters of tiny size (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks abduct you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that squeek (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as gnome (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with wince attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks wound your legs (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: kobold roxxor The monster species that never randomly spawned: gnomish litter mage The monster species that never randomly spawned: tapia The monster species that never randomly spawned: canonry tradership The monster species that never randomly spawned: lightlich The monster species that never randomly spawned: small bulletator b The monster species that never randomly spawned: king wraith The monster species that never randomly spawned: soft turtle The monster species that never randomly spawned: caucussing roughen confutation The monster species that never randomly spawned: battering ram The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: venom shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: yumi (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: oil lamp (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: invisibility (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Ariane combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy silver ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alloy chain (Chains, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speedy trinket (Rings, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: numbness (Potions, freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: main sword (Weapons, freq bonus 23) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: caltrop (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of conflict (Amulets, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gloves of energy draining (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver dagger (Weapons, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magisword (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of mental stability (Amulets, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of acceleration (Implants, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of turn loss (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of celerity (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ballpeen hammer (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of sunlight (Implants, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of magic control (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of telepathy (Armor, freq bonus 32) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet versus curses (Amulets, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 33) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silk mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: satisfy hunger (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: nopeskill trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: banana trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 244 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 31 Trap difficulty was increased by 4 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 957 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having slow digestion (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You were being fucked over You had infravision You had 1489 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:01:50 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (64) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons battle-axe (double-headed axe) Scrolls scroll of healing (FLEECY HENCE TRUE QED THANK YOU GIVE ME THAT 1000000 DOLLARS) scroll of mana (U AE UUAE) scroll of phase door (TUFFA YUF) scroll of standard id (CAN SEE WHAT ITEM) scroll of cure (RODNEYS TOWER CREATEMONSTER SPAMSPAMSPAM) scroll of heal other (ODER MOTHERATOR) * scroll of extra healing (ECANNOT SNATION ED) * scroll of greater mana restoration (THRESH EM EXTENDED FARMING) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 3 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new devil 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branson the Noob Mode Barb... 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