Branson, chaotic male rougelike Noob Mode Barb ----------- |...<....!| ..........| |.........| |..s.....| ......f...| |.....[...| -.--------- [Branson the Complete Scrub] St14 Dx12 Co9 In5 Wi9 Ch6 NooRogMalCha+EUD Dlvl:1 *0 HP82(82) Pw1(1) AC7 Exp1 T4 Latest messages Use hybrid races? [yn] (n) Use the ones you set in your config file? (example: OPTIONS=hybridangbander) [yn] (n) Hello Branson, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic male heretic rougelike windinhabitant rougelike Noob Mode Barb. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have the double effect of this property: quad attacks Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 46 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 44 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 94% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 97% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 90% Armor drop chance was reduced to 88% Food drop chance was reduced to 98% Shop item generation was reduced to 78% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: squeaking The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: flail The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: quarterstaff (turn 126) The following skill became untrainable after a while: body spells (turn 58654) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: enchantment spells (turn 34631) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: flail Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 4% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'wasteland' and your beard type is 'chopper' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5003 turns ago Your areola diameter was 24 Monster spawn increase started at turn 24064 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 528990 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2531 Your limit for ascension was at turn 865358 The monster class that cannot be genocided was turret Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: angelic being The monster species that spawned more often: pompeji hidden agent (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: epithelium barely (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: forker neighing sexologist (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: non-undead slayer (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: cosponsored reparatory (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: sane force fungus (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: simone trap (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: psychotherapeut (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: lilac spore (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: unburnt abusage sheepshearer (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: real clapper hound (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: minotaur grandmaster (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: unsoothed micrometer unedited inexpressibly (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: yahooism dimple (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Ariane (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: jitterbug (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: swamp fern (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: poly their wonderland piloting nephritic (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: median woman (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: cpu nonexistent (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fake messages to appear (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks deactivate your intrinsics (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that require +3 weapons to hit (freq bonus 78) The monster species that never randomly spawned: tasloi zombie The monster species that never randomly spawned: pascal The monster species that never randomly spawned: eastern ogre The monster species that never randomly spawned: howling banshee The monster species that never randomly spawned: emplaning brogan The monster species that never randomly spawned: cute nymph The monster species that never randomly spawned: sonicbat The monster species that never randomly spawned: Sally The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant green bat The monster species that never randomly spawned: petrifying volta unlimbering The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: garden fork (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of quota (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: golden saber (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: arrow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow sweets (Comestibles, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison bolt (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rapid dart (Weapons, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect armor enchantment (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: qatar (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: junk metal (Gems, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of unlight (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of hubris (Implants, freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gravity beam (Spellbooks, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: consort's suit (Armor, freq bonus 250) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: multitrapping stone (Gems, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bitcher (Tools, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steel-capped sandal (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wedge sandals (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: energy bolt (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kitten heel pump (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: horror stone (Gems, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: drain mana (Wands, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: duller gloves (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sandwich (Comestibles, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 49) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: petscrew stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chain coif (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy mesh ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: latency stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: covid-19-coated cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: orcish boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: toxic venom trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: egotrap (freq bonus 26) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 261 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86 Traps were extra hard to find 14% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 337 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were poison resistant You had the following problem: The game lags. (0) You had the following problem: If you equip enchanted weapons, armor or rings, their enchantment value decreases. (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from a magic vacuum You were aware of the presence of strong wanderers You were aware of the presence of monsters that are valid polymorph forms for monsters only You had 1497 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of Colonel Campbell, Melinda Proudfoot and Greta Your deity was Greta The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:18 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (1129) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (KANSANMURHAN RULLAT OVAT PAHOJA) scroll of mana (THE THE GHOSTSES) scroll of phase door (BASH EM EXTENDED ALL DAY WHACKAMOLE TOURNAMENT) scroll of standard id (KRUIEMEDISYNE) scroll of cure (ASSFUCK EXPRESS AND MAXIMUM PENALTY) scroll of heal other (ZENTRALGREMIUM OBERSTER BEFEHLSHABER) * scroll of extra healing (YOU CANNOT UNREAD WHAT YOUVE READ) * scroll of greater mana restoration (XOR ME HSALS) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new rougelike 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branson the Noob Mode Barb... 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