Branson, chaotic male ancient Noob Mode Barb ,`# #,# #,# #,# #,`# ##,# #,# #,----- #d.$<# ##|..## |### [Branson the Complete Scrub] St11 Dx8 Co16 In3 Wi8 Ch6 NooAncMalCha+MU Dlvl:1 *26 HP83(83) Pw2(2) AC7 Exp1 T41 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Hello Branson, the mazewalker rougelike ancient Noob Mode Barb, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! The moon is waning tonight. You displaced your little dog. You try to move the yumaloq katta tosh, but in vain. (6x) There is a wall in the way! You see here 5 oltin qisms {0}. Do you want to turn on the number pad? [yn] (n) Do you want to turn this annoying message off? [yn] (n) In order to turn the message off for all subsequent games too, add OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to your configuration file. There is a wall in the way! (2x) # (2x) Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: speed You could not have the double effect of this property: psi resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 127 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 20 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 18 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 178 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 97% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 91% Wand drop chance was reduced to 98% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 80% Tool drop chance was reduced to 98% Shop item generation was reduced to 84% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 28% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: matter spells The following skill could not be trained at all: pick-axe The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: weight lifting The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: grinder (turn 7) The following skill became untrainable after a while: quarterstaff (turn 63041) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'clean cut' and your beard type is 'el carcinero' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5040 turns ago Your areola diameter was 15 Monster spawn increase started at turn 35132 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 395465 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2315 Your limit for ascension was at turn 476708 The monster class that cannot be genocided was human or elf The monster class that was spawned more often: imp or minor demon (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pyrite naga hatchling (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: small kobold (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: broodier unreturned (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: edison crowd (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: green jelly (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: strewer proconservation (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: colored orc (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: fosterer rebater (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: giant ego permamimic (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: huge firefish (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: duckling confusedly (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: flying golem (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: radioactive woman (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: doublesticky (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: bubble slime (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: ludgera noise course (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: doter steal (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: littered cautioned thalidomide gregorian (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: blue growth (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: obstreperously contribution ensconced (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cast any random monster spell (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks blind you (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: toked anele coeducation The monster species that never randomly spawned: scim golem The monster species that never randomly spawned: mere plucked superhighway airworthiest The monster species that never randomly spawned: unfair slutty smoker bitch The monster species that never randomly spawned: dogshit femmy The monster species that never randomly spawned: model degrade The monster species that never randomly spawned: hidden bat The monster species that never randomly spawned: clicking growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: canonry tradership The monster species that never randomly spawned: blamed unpromisingly The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: kusturun (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: statcrease stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: trash stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: zipper boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: enchant weapon (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: psychic dragon scale mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: deformatting stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Wendy leather pumps (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inventory size stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: air pressure hammer (Weapons, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Lydia lady pumps (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: identify (Scrolls, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: felt-tip marker (Tools, freq bonus 319) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancel dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of danger (Amulets, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubbletar (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sehrli xaritalash (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: goldspell stone (Gems, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: adom cloak (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: difficult trident (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of spell boosting (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ubergod stone (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of dexterity (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: foam chain (Chains, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bright cyan beauties (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brass dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charred bread (Comestibles, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 79) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 88) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy coral ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: distorted grimace (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: kouhaku manjyuu (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grassland (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: simeout trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: trap of walls (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 864 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 84 Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1695 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were poison resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having speed (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had 1454 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was Upper Failure Kornop The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:09:15 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (74) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) kiii 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons urush ax (ikki boshli ax) Scrolls scroll of davolash (PANEMORFA TRAVMATA) scroll of sirli kuch (OUSIRI SESEGGENBARPHARGGES) scroll of bosqich eshik (DER GLUECKSDRAHT) scroll of yagona identifikatsiya (QUARACTAR) scroll of qattiqlashishi (GO AWAY) scroll of boshqalarni davolaydi (SUPER NOPE EXPRESS) * scroll of qo'shimcha shifo (POKEMON LETS GO HOUSECAT) * scroll of katta sehrli energiya tiklash (MEGASUPEROMEGAGIANT GAY LEGACY) Venoms * ko'r zahar (zahari sachratmoq) * quyruq tikan (zahari sachratmoq) * maftun qiladigan xom ipak rishtasi (zahari sachratmoq) * kislota zahar (zahari sachratmoq) * fiziologik zahar (zahari sachratmoq) * segmentatsiyasi aybi zahar (zahari sachratmoq) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new ancient 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branson the Noob Mode Barb... 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